Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Today's Comments reminded me of a conversation I once had with Kyle, who was 10 years old at the time.

Mom, what's a "child molester?"

It's an adult who touches kids on their private parts in an inappropriate way.

Oh. [And with a completely serious face] So it's like monsterbation then.


It's like monsterbation.

Um....well, kind of. I think the word you mean is masturbation, Honey. But masturbation is when you are touching your own private parts, and that's okay. But yeah, I guess when talking an adult touching a child, you could call it monsterbation; that would actually be a pretty good word for it.

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