Mom and Homer cuddled a little bit...
Then, she told this joke:
A little girl about 13 came down the stairs in a tight, very immodest shirt and was confronted by her grandma as she went to leave for school, "What in the world are you doing? You can't go out like that; I can see right through your shirt!"
"Oh, Grandma..." the girl replied, pointing to her tiny breasts. "These are nothing but rosebuds!" She left for school. When she came home, she was met by her grandma coming down the stairs wearing no shirt or bra.
"Grandma! Have you lost your mind?! I hope you're not going out like that!"
"What?!" replied Grandma. "I thought you'd like to see my hanging baskets!"
Visit Unknown Mami to read posts to take that image out of your mind....You'll be glad you did :)
I love the idea of a soup exchange...I'd need a bigger freezer! Love the joke....great chuckle! Have a wonderful Sunday!
ReplyDeleteooooh that soup looks yummy! LOL @ girl/grama story, too cute!
ReplyDeleteLOL, my mother is so no a joke teller!
ReplyDeleteSoup exchange sounds fun. That would require the other females in my family to cook, and my brother in law and nephew in law do most of the cooking in their families!
Squirrel watching is a favorite past time in our house too. The dog and the cat watch together. What I have never figured out is why they will quietly watch for so long and then all of a sudden Princess practically jumps through the patio door. I guess there is one squirrel who she does not like!
Have a great Sunday!
Now that is a unique way to teach a lesson!
ReplyDeletesoup exchange sounds fun - loved the joke too!
ReplyDeleteoooh I wanna do a soup exchange!! how great of an idea is that!
ReplyDeleteSeriously loved the joke..LOL
It looks so cozy there in your home. And your mom sure does have a sense of humor. Nice.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of a soup swap. I might have to steal this idea for my friends.
ReplyDeleteA soup swap is such a great idea! And the joke is HILARIOUS! Oh my gosh. So funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteYour mom is a scream!
ReplyDeleteI have some Turkey Veggie soup if you want to trade :) I put up 9 containers last week. I'm thinking that today is a broccoli and cheese soup day.
Those soups sound yummy!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great day! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteIt's official! Grandma ROCKS! Fantastic way to teach a lesson.
ReplyDeleteThe soup swap is a fabulous idea-- especially this time of year.
Thanks for sharing your Sunday!
xo
I like the joke at the end. Go Grandma!!
ReplyDeleteThat soup exchange sure sounds like an interesting thing to do. Might try it with a bunch of my friends. We get together each month to watch an old film together. Must be make before 1965! A soup swap would go down real well in the cold winter months.
Loved your post. Thank you.
Your mom is wonderful!
ReplyDeleteI could handle some beef barley right now... and some time with your mom. She sounds like a pistol!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all of the arguing over Jay and Conan? It should be your mom, all the way!
ReplyDeleteLove the idea of a soup exchange, and your mom is wonderful, has a great sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteOh My.....Your mom may be what we call a hoot!
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of a soup exchange. I think I will lift it and see if my family will participate!
Linda
Soup exchanges are perfect this time of year! It's been a long time since I did one! Love the puppers watching for squirrels!
ReplyDeleteThe soup exchange is a great idea but oh that grandma.....what a hoot!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a super day, girl!!!
Your mom cracks me up! What a great idea for a swap! I may have to file away that one for future use!
ReplyDeleteBeef Barley is one of my favorite soups. Send some NOW!
ReplyDeleteHanging baskets....LOL
That looked so fun to get together like that,AND have plenty of soup! Aunt Elsie is hilarious! I am going over to email my mom and tell her to check out your blog. She often does, but I wouldn't want her to miss that one:)
ReplyDeleteYIKES!!
ReplyDeleteI've gone blind just from READING that joke!