Grandma 4444 (Fours) had an epiphany today. When you learn what it was, you'll understand why I said to her in reply, "You do know that has to go on the blog, right?!" Here's the story...
Grandma 4444: "I was just lying in bed this morning when "Pop!" A lightbulb turned on for me, and I finally 'get it.'"
Me: "Really, Grandma? Get what?"
Grandma 4444: "Well, I've been watching my shows [Wheel of Fortune, Price is Right, etc.] for years, of course, and you know how the they have prizes, right? Well, I always hear them saying that people have won "a $500 gift certificate to The Apple Store," and everyone seems real excited about it, but all I can think is, "Who in their right mind would be excited about a gift certificate to an apple store?! I mean, how in the world could anyone ever begin to spend $500 on apples?!"
We laughed until we cried (Grandma 4444, too.) In her defense, Green Bay does have a shop called "The Apple Store," at which they sell apples (not computers.)