Les Reader Miserables

I'm sorry, but sometimes, reading disabilities make me laugh. It doesn't happen that often, really, but this one just cracked me up (at home, on my couch, reading my email). Our students were given an assignment to email some information about a prehistoric animal to us. Here's what I just found from a young lad who has a great deal of difficulty reading and spelling.  (I'm guessing he didn't put a lot of effort into decoding this one.):

Résumé

Les escargots comestibles sont souvent abondants dans les gisements du Pléistocène final

et de l’Holocène (c. 10000 à 6000 BP) partout en région méditerranéenne. Cette étude,

la première à essayer de résumer sommairement ces données, soutient la thèse que la

plupart de ces incidences représentent les déchets des repas préhistoriques.

Abstract

Edible land snails are often abundant in late Pleistocene and Holocene archaeological

sites (c. 10000 to c. 6000 BP) throughout the Mediterranean region. This chapter, the first

attempt to summarize the evidence, argues that in almost every instance the land snails

found in occupational deposits are the remains of prehistoric meals.

In case you're new here, we are not French, nor is he taking French class.

What?!  If I didn't laugh, I'd cry!