Monday, January 16, 2012
LLL: The Knucklehead Fitness Plan
The sad part about political correctness is that so many good jokes are off the table as a result. Mr.4444 shared this gem with me via email, and rather than risk offending any particular ethnic group, I've chosen to replace that reference with "knucklehead." (Which could still be considered offensive, so if you're a knucklehead, please accept my mostly-sincere apology in advance.)
A knucklehead was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for two days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds."
When the knucklehead returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
"Why, that's amazing," the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The knucklehead nodded. "I'll tell you though, I taut I were going to drop dead on dat 'tird day.."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from the skippin.'
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