Friday Fragments

It feels so good to unload my random ramblings from the week here, where I can get support and feel camraderie with my other fragmented friends. Thanks for joining me. (For more on fragments and how to join us, click the button above.)

*** "Let me know when you are feeling discomfort," said the torture chamber operator, gradually increasing the tension.

Errrr---errrr----errrr

"Ouch! Oouuch!" I cried.

Errr---errrr.

"Alright," she said coldly, "Now, stop breathing."

As if I needed the prompt--the sadist had my boob in a vice grip, for crying out loud! I wanted to kill her; I felt very hurt that she snuck those two extra cranks in there after I clearly expressed that I was already in pain. Maybe I should call someone and complain about my mammogram?

***Mel, of The Fraase Family wasn't even trying when she wrote my Favorite Friday Fragment last week. She wrote a fragment about a diaper giveaway she had entered:

"This is a valuable All-In-One cloth diaper that you can use for yourself or give as a gift to someone expecting a baby! "

If that didn't crack you up, you need to read it again. Mel, thanks for the LOL! (And for the suggestion; I just might need one of those one day!) Please accept this award as my thanks :)
***Ate an $800 Red-Hot candy this week. (Think broken tooth.)

***In case you were interested but missed it, check out my collaborative post, Blogging Peeves from earlier this week and learn how to win friends and influence people. (Just kidding; but you might learn how not to get picked last in gym class.)

Here's your chance to share your own fragments and visit other fragmenters. Leave a link to your FRIDAY FRAGMENTS post here, with Mr. Linky (non-FF posts will be deleted, sorry).