Three 8th grade boys shoot the breeze on the couch in my room,.
Shawn: "I think I'm schizophrenic. I keep hearing noises of stuff that's not really there."
Brian casually asks, "What do you mean?"
Shawn: "I heard a clunking noise on our stairs last night."
This gets Brian's attention, "What time was it?" he inquires, a serious tone in his voice.
"10:30 OR 11:00. I don't know..."
"Oh," Brian replies, losing interest. "Cuz at 3am, God takes a break."
[????]
Now Jonathon joins in, "That's when the devil comes out."
[Wha?]
Brian adds knowingly, "Yeah. Cuz God's taking his break."
[His what?!]
Shawn scowls, "Dude, that's messed up."
"I know."
Two out of three of these boys sincerely believe that "God takes a break" at 3am and lets the devil run the show for a while.
Where do they get this stuff?!
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