Three 8th grade boys shoot the breeze on the couch in my room,.
Shawn: "I think I'm schizophrenic. I keep hearing noises of stuff that's not really there."
Brian casually asks, "What do you mean?"
Shawn: "I heard a clunking noise on our stairs last night."
This gets Brian's attention, "What time was it?" he inquires, a serious tone in his voice.
"10:30 OR 11:00. I don't know..."
"Oh," Brian replies, losing interest. "Cuz at 3am, God takes a break."
Now Jonathon joins in, "That's when the devil comes out."
Brian adds knowingly, "Yeah. Cuz God's taking his break."
Shawn scowls, "Dude, that's messed up."
Two out of three of these boys sincerely believe that "God takes a break" at 3am and lets the devil run the show for a while.
Where do they get this stuff?!