Saturday, August 22, 2009

Tastes Like Chicken

And you thought this was disgusting?!

Tonight, I noticed the dog rolling in something,

on the livingroom floor (just after coming in from outside.)

"Cooper?!" I said, good-naturedly. What in the world are you doing??

The lighting in the livingroom wasn't very good, apparently. This gave me a false sense of "Oh, this is just a piece of a knotty stick from outside," and I picked it up...

in my bare hand.Peering at it closely, I still decided it was something innocuous. (Time for another eye exam.)

"Cooper, get up!" I pushed him off of what I then saw was something much bigger. [Swallow your coffee now.]

I hate dogs.

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