Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Sexting

Friday night...kids away...Mr. and Mrs.4444 had the house to ourselves...

Hours later, Kendall texts:

"On our way home...put clothes on."

My reply: "LOL! If you only knew!"

She replied, "omg mom. Gag. You're too old."


Hey, she asked for it! Besides, you're never too old to gross your kids out, right?

33 comments:

  1. Never! And I plan on utilizing the mommy embarassment and gross out skill to the fullest extent!

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  2. The best part about this story is that you actually texted her back with a confession.

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  3. I love it that is awesome. I love throwing curve balls back at the witty teens.

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  4. SCORE with the title of this post! Grossing out my kids or embarrassing them is truly one of the highlights of my life!

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  5. Grossing out and/or embarassing our kids is not only a parent's duty, it's a parent's RIGHT!

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  6. Hilarious! I love how she was doing her part to prevent her worst nightmare from happening. :)

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  7. You're never too old. It's great to have some time just the two of you, isn't it?

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  8. You should have replied "Give us one more hour..."

    LOL That is great!

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  9. Absolutely funny! It's great to have time to yourself and absolutely funny to embarrass/gross out the kids!

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  10. Ah, yes. One of the TRUE pleasures in life ... seeing the look on their faces? Priceless.

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  11. I live to gross out my kids. So much more fun now that they are older.

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  12. So funny! And, isn't it easier to gross your kids out when they're older and they "get it"? :D

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  13. LOL she asked for it! I'd have sent a picture (within reason of course)

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  14. ROFL! That is too funny!

    She started it! =)

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  15. That's awesome. I seriously look forward to the day I can torment my children thusly. Right now they're too young to care.

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  16. This is the funniest thing I have read all day!

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  17. Love It! Kahuna and I stopped to get a tea to go at the local Stop and Shop. The girl asked if we wanted two cups. I answered no that we would share. Then I added that it was okay since we swap spit and stuff. She, being all of 16 or 17, was absolutely mortified that "old people" would do that. :)

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  19. Heh. I'll have to pull that next time we're visiting my parents. LOL!

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  20. After ten years of trying to conceive we finally were blessed with our one and only joint venture when my step-kids were in their mid-teens. They were horrified! Not by the imminent arrival of baby but by the visual proof that their parents were ... ahem ... doing it! Ha ha! I thought it was pretty funny!

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  21. OMG!! I don't wanna hear about my sister "doing it" either! LOL I think it's hilarious that Kendall gave you a heads up! :o)

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  22. Heeeheeeehe! There's not a child on earth no matter what age wants to thinks of their parents THAT way. They all all content thinkin' that a big bird dropped them in the laps of their parents.

    God bless and have a terrific Tuesday!!!

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  23. Oscar-That idea is GREAT! Way too funny. I hope I get the opportunity to do that.

    Angie-I LOVED your idea, too. Kendall, though, said, "Ewwwwwwww," when I shared it with her, hahaha

    Keep the great ideas coming...haha

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  24. Crazy timing, Mrs. 4444. I got your comment via email as I was in the middle of writing my new post! Thanks for the congratulatory message and for stopping by. :)

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  25. The day I am too old to gross my kids out, just put me in the ground.

    Well played, Mrs.4444

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  26. Too funny!!! Served her right.

    Next month, tell her you might be expecting.;-)

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