Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Heard in the Classroom

Students had to share what they would place in their own sarcophaguses (weird word--I agree)....

Mom and Dad don’t let me drink too much Mountain Dew. They say it’s not healthy for you.; I would like to be buried with a six-pack.

Pizza is my favorite food, so I would bring some to the afterlife. I especially love sausage and pepperoni.; I would even share it with my grandpa in heaven.

How about you? What would you have in your sarcophagus?


  1. Thank Heaven, I can finally stop biting my nails.

  2. I would like the Dew and the 'za, please.

  3. Love it! Sounds like something Andrew would say, except he would add candy to the list.

  4. Maybe they could just tuck all those new Milky Way caramel bars around my body in any available spaces. What a picture!

  5. Omg so are saying there isn't pizza and soda in Heaven? What about beer and Margarita's? Chips and Dips? Cookies and cakes? I'm going to be bummed if the menu is all salads and veggies!! :)

  6. Funny, I got the same responses from my high school students. :)


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