Because Amy, of The 4th Frog, inspired me with her Wishes for her hub's birthday, I'm going to follow suit for Father's Day, for Mr.4444....
*I wish you the ability to fall asleep on demand (snore-free, of course).
*I wish you a lottery win, so you can achieve all your dreams that keep you from falling asleep quickly at night.
*I wish you the joy of retiring at a reasonable time.
*I wish you at least thirty years of grandpahood (beginning a minimum of five years from now).
*I wish you a 20-year-old's joints, muscles, vision and hearing to last the rest of your life.
*I wish you the catch of the biggest large mouth bass you've ever seen.
*I wish that your wife would suddenly embrace ironing so that you might never need to iron your own shirts again. (Good luck with that one.)
*I wish you a 60th wedding anniversary (to your current wife, of course)
*I wish you a self-mowing lawn.
*I wish you a spell over Cooper so that he doesn't run away, shed, or roll in or eat dead stuff.
*I wish you ten more years with Cooper (Lord, help me!)
*I wish you the reincarnation of Mel and Max, the best cats-friends we ever had.
*I wish you a normal-width foot size, so that you can buy any kind of shoe you like.
*I wish you twice the joy you give to others through your generous, loving spirit.
*I wish you grandkids (in about ten years) who live close enough to fully enjoy.
*I wish you the patience to lie on a lounge chair on a sandy beach for more than ten minutes without getting bored.
*I wish you a magic wand to wave over your sinuses and clear them up for all eternity.
*I wish a sugar-daddy for your mom.
*I wish you one more year with Grandma Florence.
*I wish you inner peace.
I love you with all of my heart, Mr.4444. Thank you for being the kind of dad every kid deserves.
Happy Father's Day.