We interrupt this blog post to report on a very strange story unfolding right now in two tiny towns in Wisconsin, Clintonville (no relation) and Montello (80 miles apart). It seems that for the past two nights, the entire town of Clintonville has heard unexplained booming and rumbling sounds, and the ground has been shaking, too! Last night, Montello reported the same! This is very eerie (or at least interesting); so eerie, in fact, that George Noory is talking about it on his Coast to Coast overnight radio program that explores the unexplained.
It's too late for groundhog weirdness and too early for April Fools Day.
What's your theory?