1. If you choose to wear shirts that show off your boobs, you will attract boys.
Yes, Kendall, your skin isn't the darkest shade; you have the pigment of your father, and it suits you beautifully. Sun-kissed is attractive; sun-baked is unnatural. Fifty years from now, you will be so glad you embraced your genes.
3. When you talk about your friends “anonymously” on Facebook, we know exactly who you’re talking about.
8. Stop saying things like, “I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.”
9. Don’t play coy or stupid or helpless to get attention.
Save helpless for the times you really mean it, like this one: