Artie was in a goofy mood this morning in science class; in the middle of a presentation given by some of his peers (which was apparently boring him to tears) he turned to me and offered randomly,
Actually, I'm more of a "toxic" kind of guy.
Quick! Pass me some frog DNA and a mouse.
Then, some chemicals and lightening;
Sadly, I was unable to oblige; we were fresh out of mice and frog DNA,
what with all the budget cuts and stuff.
Fortunately, he adjusted.