Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Heard in the Classroom: Mad Scientist Artie

Artie was in a goofy mood this morning in science class; in the middle of a presentation given by some of his peers (which was apparently boring him to tears) he turned to me and offered randomly,

Actually, I'm more of a "toxic" kind of guy.


Quick! Pass me some frog DNA and a mouse. Then, some chemicals and lightening;

we're going 

to make

a mutant!

Sadly, I was unable to oblige; we were fresh out of mice and frog DNA,

what with all the budget cuts and stuff.

Fortunately, he adjusted.

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