Monday, February 15, 2010

Ewwwwww!

A friend who was born in the 50's once joked, "I always felt sorry for my friend, Susy, whose parents had sex six times! My parents only did it twice." (At first, I thought she was serious, she said it with such disdain for the idea of her parents "doing it.")  Thankfully, the only evidence I ever observed of my parents having you-you-know-what was my eight siblings.

As far as nudity, I was only mildly traumatized about seeing my dad naked by the bathroom light now and then, in the middle of the night, as we passed each other in the hallway on the way to/from the bathroom. I remember being more disturbed by his lack of modesty than by the actual appendage. In my memory, Dad was always a happy, dopey drunk (it was when he wasn't drunk that we did our best to avoid him), so he would fart, burp, mumble something like, "Ooops!" and teeter his skinny butt back to bed.

We did have a couple in our neighborhood who were notorious (among the kids in the neighborhood) for liking sex (a lot).  If you hung out with their kids and slept at their house, it was rumored you would get an earful at one point or another.

So, do you have any stories about on this subject? I'm thinking some of you probably have some good/funny ones...

23 comments:

  1. Stories of my parent's sex life? Ewww!!! That would be gross. My parent's had no sex life. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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  2. No, fortunately, I don't. Just that I know they did it because here I am.

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  3. There are GOOD stories about the sex lives of parents???

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  4. my parents divorced before I was 2.

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  5. Even though there were six of us girls, I'm sure we were all "immaculate conceptions." I'm sure my parents never had sex and I surely don't want to think about it. :)

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  6. I guess when I was little I walked in on my parents and they told me they were "playing horsey." :)

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  7. Ya mean my parents had SEX???? Heeheeehe!

    My son once asked what Daddy and I did in the bedroom last night when he was just a little punk. When I simply answered why we were sleepin', he paused a moment and said, " why, you and daddy are the noisiest sleepers I never did see!"

    Ya'll have a great day and may God bless it!

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  8. Not quite, but you reminded me of this story: When DD went away to college, the first time she came home she told us that one of her profs had told the class, "You THINK your parents are home missing you, but really they chasing each other around the kitchen naked!" She warned us that the prof had BETTER NOT have been talking about US! ;)

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  9. a subject I would rather not delve into, thanks, LOL

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  10. Hi,I though that I'd stop by for a visit,I came from Karen Zemek's site.I love the title Half Pass Kissin Time.

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  11. I'm pretty sure I never saw or heard my parents. But they did sleep naked for as long as I can remember. And several times over the years I would be in the wrong place at the wrong time when one of them would be walking from their bedroom to the bathroom down the hall. Yep, on more than one occasion I got the full frontal show from both of them.

    Gee, thanks for bringing back memories I had long forgot about. Ick.

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  12. I was a teenager spending the night at my uncle's house. Him and his girlfriend at the time had "gone to bed." Or so I thought until I went down the hall to go to the bathroom. I got an earful of the most dreadful moans and whatnots. EWWW!!!!

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  13. LOL!!! I am laughing so hard right now!!!!

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  14. I have a few, but they would burn your tender ears off! Seriously, though, I don't have a single thing to say on the subject. NOT!

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  15. Seriously? My parents had sex twice, and I know nothing about it. If I ever witnessed anything, it was completely blocked from my mind. Thankfully.

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  16. My parents had hallway sex. You know where they passed each other in the hall and said "F" you.

    No really the only reason I knew my parents "did it" was because when my Mom was in her 70s she complained that everytime she and my dad went to a hotel he had to have sex in the first five minutes of arriving. WHAT? TMI Mom

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  17. Oh, good topic!

    Our former next door neighbor used to do it with the windows open, and she was VERY LOUD and so were her different guys she would bring home. Loud and descriptive. And their voices would bounce off the back brick fences and right into our windows.

    And? My sister's father in law thinks nothing of walking around the house naked, even PLAYING the PIANO naked, while guests are over.

    I'm all for nudity, but this is going way too far!

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  18. My neighbor, whom we called "man boobs", that lived next door to us was a big fan... and apperantly felt the need to leave EVERY window in his house open while he was bumping uglies with his chick. It wasn't pretty.

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  19. well my mom always said the "we did it twice and had you and your sister" story, although I did walk in on them one time (lol and she would be quite ticked if she knew I was telling you this...)and that is all it took, THAT never happened again! I was a teenager, ewwwwwwwwwwwww gross!

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  20. I had to give my mom the sex talk when I was 18. Ha! I can't blog about it... she reads my blog... I'm hoping she doesn't still read yours... LOL!

    Instead I'll just share that there was a bit of Afternoon Delight at my house one sunny spring afternoon... sun was shining, windows open... funny that we noticed (afterwards) that the neighbors cranked up their music to full blast...

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  21. Oe morning real early before the sun came up, I needed to ask my folks for some gas money to get to college. I knocked on thier door. No one answered. I knocked again.. same result. Finally i opened the door and peeked in. Both were sleeping, but obviously intertwined from a "session", the sheets were off.

    Well I didn't get to class that day.

    Now I've had the reverse a few times....

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