Friday Fragments, Episode #81

I'm glad you're here. Please lie down on the couch over there. I have some preliminary questions for you...When is the first time you felt fragmented?  Is your head overflowing with thoughts, observations, questions or quotes from your week?  Do you feel like you just need to unload?  I'm very glad you've finally accepted your fragmented condition, and I'm happy to say I have the treatment--It's FRIDAY FRAGMENTS!! (And Thank You, my lovely assistant, Evansmom, for the inspiration for this intro :) [Click on the button above to figure out what the heck I'm talking about!]

***Last night, Kyle mused, "I would love to study abroad in Italy." I told him that there is no need to go all the way to Italy to study women; there are plenty here! (Badump-bump!)

***I would very much like to have an IPad when they come out; it sounds like something that would be very useful for working with special needs students.  If anyone from Apple is reading and would like me to sample one for a while at school, I would be more than happy to help you out...

***I have another Favorite Friday Fragment, this time from a man...

You women have a secret weapon.  Did you know that?  No, I'm not talking about sex.  I recently read an article where it said that terrorist groups are recruiting women for suicide bombing missions on airplanes.  Know how they're supposed to pull this off?  BOOBS!  That's right, according to the information from intelligence sources, they are working on implanting explosives into a woman's  breasts.  And the explosives would be undetectable by airport security.  Scary!  All I can say is that the next time I'm flying, I will have a perfect excuse for looking at your boobs.  All in the name of safety, of course. Matty Thoughts

Matty, you're awesome. I hearby prescribe this button for any ailments you might have (such as your knee, maybe?)  Enjoy!

That's all for me this week! See how healing Friday Fragments are? Now that you've received your prescription, Fragment away! And leave your FRIDAY FRAGMENTS link here, please. (other links will be deleted, sorry.) Oh, and do say hello to some of the other patients; we're all in this together, haha.