***Do you think Superwoman got her powers from Cheez-it Snack mix and Redbull? Because I'm pretty sure that's all I've eaten today. Oh yeah, and brownies. Mmmmm brownies.... from Annie, of The Rational Mind of a Crazy Woman.
***From Tena, of Tena's Therapy (This is part of a really funny story that took place at the grocery store.)
".....and then I saw this look of horror in her eyes- absolute panic. She starts jumping up and down and screaming, “there’s a coffee bean stuck up my nose!” I fell to the ground I was laughing so hard and because of an incontinence problem, I could not enjoy this moment fully if pee was running down my leg."
***From Nancy C at Away We Go ....
Just the other day, I had to be talked down from tossing my wedding dress. I said, "What, should I save it for Owen or Joel to wear?"
My friend said, "You could always make a pantsuit."
Another friend was quick to add, "If Joel plans to wear a shiny ivory pantsuit, I'm taking my daughter off the table." (You do that, don't you? Plan the nuptials of your respective children with girlfriends so you can have a really good wedding reception with your best friends?)
***Smellyann's Cute Kid Quote:
Jack, 6, asked me, "Mommy, what's your grandma's name?"
Jack: "Roof?!! That's a house name!"
Ladies, please accept this award...(Don't fight over it--You may each take it, haha.) Thanks for the laughs.
So yeah, Fragmenters are pretty darned funny sometimes. And if you liked these, you should go check out the rest! :)