Who plans a field trip (2.5 hours each way), on a bumpy school bus during "Teacher Appreciation Week"? (Certainly not an exhausted teacher who gets motion sickness at the slightest provocation.) That's just mean.
Who imagines that 300 sixth graders will be enthralled with The Dead Sea Scrolls for an hour and a half? (That's how long that part of the tour is.)
Who decides that the buses will stop for NOTHING along the way, to or from Milwaukee? (I'd bring my Go-Girl, but something tells me that would be even more awkward than my demonstration video.) I wonder if I should bring a bucket or something, for "emergencies?"
Who thinks teachers have "gravy" jobs? If you do, you should take my place today. (Please pray for me...)
And God bless parent volunteers.
[Update: The day went much better than I'd feared. Nobody puked or wet their pants on the bus, and from what I saw, the kids were mostly great!]