Late last night, I used Gmail Tasks to jot down a to-do list for the rest of this week.
One of these things on my list made me laugh out loud when I opened it this morning:
For the record:
*The first and last items on the list have nothing to do with each other.
*Mr.4444 is in perfectly good health.
*I have not crapped in the couch nor do I plan to;
I just have a pile of papers that need attention today.
Off to write a blog post!