Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Mostly-Wordless Wednesday: What Not to Crochet

I found these on a blog that my cousin Shannon shared: What Not to Crochet. Since it's Wordless Wednesday and many of these projects left me speechless, I thought it perfect content for today.

Hm.

diaper

Fava beans, anyone?

mask2

Who doesn't need a dress cover for their dish detergent?!

dishdetergentcover6

Actually, I think this one is kinda cute for this time of year.

babybeard6

I found the commentary on What Not to Crochet laugh-out-loud funny.
I also found some Rated P-13 (or maybe R?)  patterns that some might find offensive,
so visit at your own risk. 

It's probably good that I don't have time to crochet...
Posted by at 12:00 AM

13 comments:

  1. Cyndy BushOctober 24, 2012 at 2:53 AM

    I do like the baby beard! Otherwise - what are these people thinking?!

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  2. TamiOctober 24, 2012 at 6:36 AM

    I know how to crochet, but it is limited to blankets. Even if I knew how to do types of things you have shown, there is no way I would even attempt it! Funny though!

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  3. retired not tiredOctober 24, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    Love the baby however i would rather wrap him in one of my baby afghans.

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  4. LisaOctober 24, 2012 at 11:25 AM

    You had me at the first picture.

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  5. Bill LislemanOctober 24, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    The baby beard sure beats the soup dress thing. I wonder if you work bushy eyebrows into it.

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  6. Formerly known as FrauOctober 24, 2012 at 11:51 AM

    Love the baby beard...to funny! I guess it gets boring making blankets after awhile!

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  7. Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)October 24, 2012 at 6:58 PM

    I once saw a gal in a little yellow crochet bikini dive in and her suit did things that's simply indescribable. 'Just sayin'.

    I to adore the baby beard...cute!

    God bless ya and have a super evenin' sweetie! :o)

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  8. Beth ZimmermanOctober 24, 2012 at 7:37 PM

    That baby beard is awesome! The saggy baggy undies? Not so much! And crocheted bikinis are cute but they are NOT made for swimming!

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  9. UnknownOctober 24, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    Ha hA! I spent time with my aunt yesterday, who knits and crochets a lot lately as she has been ill. She also loves to laugh. I will have to show her some of these patterns. A few on the other site she would laugh at, but maybe not in front of me. I would let her enjoy her laughs alone at the more risque items.

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  10. Keetha BroylesOctober 25, 2012 at 9:28 PM

    I wasn't sure what #1 is SUPPOSED to be - - - bathing suit? Teddy with matching undies??? Exercise outfit???

    No clue, but it DOES give a new visual to the expression "droopy drawers."

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  11. Doreen McGettiganOctober 27, 2012 at 8:59 PM

    Oh my goodness the first one is just awful. I never understood the idea of crochet dresses for soap, plungers and toilet paper??
    The baby beard...I'm not sure.

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  12. Shannon ChaldenOctober 28, 2012 at 10:02 AM

    Haha! Glad you got a kick out of it. The kiddie beard is cute but that was about it. :)

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  13. Shannon ChaldenOctober 28, 2012 at 10:03 AM

    Haha! Glad you got a kick out of it. The kiddie beard is cute but that was about it. :)

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